SikterBre 31 Posted July 19, 2012 Da ti udarim čvrgu da ti vaške igraju moravacDa ti udarim šamar da ti i unučići idu u rikvercPotucala više jaja u dupe nego moja baba u tiganj Ko se seti neko dobro poredjenje neka piše Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chikavili 511 Posted July 19, 2012 Polomicu te ko gladan napolitanku. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tuborg 37 Posted July 19, 2012 Tako sam je*o ribu da je vristala k'o na svadbi rodjenog brata. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Branko 23 1 Posted July 19, 2012 ^^^ ahahahah ima jos nesto,ali bice crnjak....... slican fazon...ahahahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SikterBre 31 Posted July 19, 2012 Slično je:Kukala je k'o kad gazi po ladnoj vodiilik'o kad ispraća brata u vojsku Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tuborg 37 Posted July 19, 2012 A jel mogu i neke kletve da se ubace pride?Kao recimo dabogda imao pun dzep para a nemao cime da ih izvadis Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marko1984 2 Posted July 19, 2012 (edited) Smorio se k'o Dzej na basketu!Vristi k'o paun na esidu!(za fudbalere) Prima loptu k'o saucesce! Edited July 19, 2012 by Marko BK Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SikterBre 31 Posted July 19, 2012 Smorio se kao Saša Matić u bioskopu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lybra_ 0 Posted July 19, 2012 Nemoj da ti lupim samar da se izgubis u liftu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genca 2 Posted July 19, 2012 Ću te pocepam ko svinja masan džakĆu te pocepam ko seljak pivo ispred zadruge Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zvukoljub 0 Posted July 19, 2012 će izginemo ko vlasi na ringišpil Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kejd 1 Posted July 19, 2012 Ko se jednom na mleko opece taj i u jogurt duva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheWickerMan 923 Posted July 19, 2012 Pocepao bi je kao ludak 100 evra!Pokidao bi je k'o mače muškatlu!Smorio se k'o Tarzan u Vojvodini!Tako sam je*o ribu da je vristala k'o na svadbi rodjenog brata.Ja znam za - " vrištala bi k'o da brata ženi" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Branko 23 1 Posted July 19, 2012 Smorio se kao Saša Matić u bioskoputicma brate sto si se smorio u bioskopu ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chikavili 511 Posted July 19, 2012 Pokidao bi je k'o mače muškatlu!Greska!Zgazicu te k'o mace muskatlu!(mace gazi muskatlu, ne kida je ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kejd 1 Posted July 19, 2012 Zna se ko u ovoj kuci nosi gace a ko gacice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SikterBre 31 Posted July 20, 2012 zna se ko vozi traktor, a ko otvara kapiju'te zgazim ko Fap žabu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tuborg 37 Posted July 20, 2012 (edited) Ima da te oduvam k'o uragan slinu.Ako ti zavalim samarcinu resetovacu te.Smeje so k'o baba kad dobije kusur.I jedna poslovica: Cist racun duga duga skocko skocko. Edited July 20, 2012 by Dr. Tuborg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marko1984 2 Posted July 20, 2012 Ogranicen k'o terasa! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
silenci 2316 Posted July 20, 2012 dabogda se raspadao ko c vitamin u casi hladne vodeuse,nase i podasepio sam,pijem i picu i .ebacu zenu micu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SikterBre 31 Posted July 20, 2012 Pališ se ko fića na gurku..(za pivo) Hladno je kao taštin pogled Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ticma 533 Posted July 20, 2012 (edited) Smorio se kao Saša Matić u bioskoputicma brate sto si se smorio u bioskopu ? Brate neko ugasio projektor -Izvrn`o bi joj pi..u ko šnajder nogavicu.-Ušao bi u nju ko cunami na Haiti.-Raširio bi joj guzove ko Mojsije more.-Mala se uvija ko kolica sa šuplju gumu.-Oduševio se ko čiraš kad pojed parče leba.-Građen si ko stalak za infuziju.-Smorio se ko padnjak u Novom Pazaru.-Nevina ko goblen. Edited July 20, 2012 by Ticma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steelo 0 Posted July 20, 2012 Uleteo bi u nju ko budala u kredit! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SikterBre 31 Posted July 20, 2012 Nevina ko majka devet JugovićaIma pi*ku ko konobarski novčanikŽvaće ga ko Happy žvaku, dva minuta pa ispljuneKako ga dobro puši, uvlači čaršav u dupe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kejd 1 Posted July 21, 2012 Dve iz stare skole...Sta si zapeo k'o mutav na telefon.Sta blenes ko tele u sarena brata. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites