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shuxx 23872 Posted October 5 Umrli Srbin i Hrvat, pa dođu kod svetog Petra. - Odakle ste vi momci? - pita ih on. - Srbija. - Hrvatska. - Auuuuuu… Ma, ne morate ništa više govoriti. Idete u pakao obojica. Imate izbor, hoćete li u zapadnoevropski ili istočnoevropski pakao? ... - Kakva je razlika? - pitaju oni. - Pa, u zapadnoevropskom ujutrupojedes kašičicu govana i poslije si slobodan, a u istočnoevropskom isto to, samo što pojedeš kantu govana. Kaže Hrvat: - Ja sam uvijek bio zapadno orijentiran, ja ću u zapadni. - Ma, ja neću na taj zapad, majke im ga spalim! Daj istok. - kaže Srbin. I odu oni tako i sretnu se poslije godinu dana. - Pa, kako je? - pita Srbin. - Ma, nije loše. Onako, ujutru pojedeš ono govno… Jedva se guta, nije liepo, smrdi, al’ šta ćeš, to ti je, što ti je. Po danu i nekako, ali kad pomislim što me ujutro čeka… A kod tebe?” - upita Hrvat. - Šta bre da ti pričam, istočna Evropa k’o istočna Evropa. Nekad nema govana, nekad kasni kamion, nekad nema kanti, nekad štrajkaju ovi što dovoze… Nisam ih dosad niti probao.. Naravoučenije: Istočno od raja sve je bolje! 2 1 neshtry, SalacUE and Milos1 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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neshtry 21864 Posted October 7 Ulazi pandur u biblioteku ! Pita ga radnica. Šta je bilo. Počela kiša 'a ?! 1 2 sokratbg, shuxx and Loon123 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Woodoo 32675 Posted Saturday at 06:33 PM Zove Leskovcanin Beograđanina i kaze: " Bate, umreo mi teča, će mi pozajmiš crn sako?" Kaže Beograđanin: "Primi moje saučešće, hoću naravno. Prođe 6 meseci i zove Beograđanin i pita: "Brate gde je moj sako?" A Leskovčanin odgovara: "PA KOD TEČU" 2 neshtry and Djuk85 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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