Woodoo 22983 Posted April 11, 2020 Došao novi general na dužnost u tvrđavu Legije stranaca u pustinji. Krenuo već prvi dan u obilazak utvrde. Dok je obilazio ugleda mazgu svezanu za stup. Upita on najbližeg stražara čemu služi ta mazga. – Gospodine generale, mazga je za zabavu vojnika! Znate kako je, dugo smo tu bez žena, pa... – Pa onda joj sredite malo to mjesto, napravite joj nadstrešnicu i slično!, naredi general i ode dalje. Nakon mjesec dana u pustinji ni generalu nije bilo lako, pa što će, kuda će, odluči se i on malo zabaviti s mazgom. Naredi stražaru da je drži, a on obavi posao. Dok se oblačio, olakšan i zadovoljan, upita stražara: – Reci mi junače, rade li obični vojnici to ovako kao mi generali? – Pa ima razlike, gospodine generale. Obični vojnici uglavnom zajašu mazgu i odjašu do obližnjeg sela u kojem ima javna kuća. 9 etibor, silenci, Mijailović P. and 6 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Djuk85 2984 Posted April 11, 2020 Šeta Mujo sa drugarom crncem kroz čaršiju, kad sve žene pozdravljaju crnca. Pita ga Mujo:– Bolan što ti se ovolike žene javljaju, šta im radiš?– E Mujo brate, sa ženama treba znati, malo miluješ, malo maziš, malo ljubiš…Reši Mujo da to proba i sa Fatom, legne on uveče sa njom i počne sve po redu. Mazi, miluje, ljubi, kad će Fata:– Bolan Mujo, mani se te crnačke fore!Sent from my Redmi 4X using Tapatalk 4 totti, Mijailović P., djomla and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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alfini0507 1653 Posted April 22, 2020 Prvi školski dan u jednoj američkoj školi. Učiteljica predstavlja novog učenika Hakira Suzukija iz Japana.Počinje čas i učiteljica kreće da ispituje: "Sada ćemo videti koliko poznajete američku istoriju...”Ko je rekao: "Sloboda ili smrt"?"Tišina. Samo Suzuki digne ruku i kaže: "Patrik Henri, Filadelfija, 1775. ""Vrlo dobro Suzuki.A ko je rekao: "Država je narod! ...I kao takva ne sme nikada da umre!“Opet se javi samo Suzuki:"Abraham Linkoln, Vašington,1863."Nastavnica se ljtitim glasom obraća razredu: "Treba da vas je sramota. Suzuki je Japanac a poznaje američku istoriju bolje od vas!"Jedan glas tiho reče: "Jebite se, usrani Japanci!""Ko je to rekao?!", vikene učiteljica.Suzuki digne ruku i kaže: "General Mek Artur, Gvadalkanal, Pacifik, 1942. i Li Ajakoka, Detroit, 1982. na skupštini deoničara Krajslera"Muk u učionici. Iz pozadine neko dobaci: "Puši biiip".Učiteljica van sebe povišenim tonom opominje razred: "Sad je dosta! Ko je to rekao?!"Suzuki: "Bil Klintom Moniki Levinski, Ovani kabinet, Vašington 1997 ".U očajanju jedan učenik se prodere: "Suzuki je govno!"Učiteljica čupajući kosu pita: "Ko je to rekao“Suzuki: "Valentino Rosi, Rio de Žaneiro, Velika nagrada Brazila, 2002".Razred u histeriji učiteljica pada u nesvest kad na vrata ulazi direktor škole: "U pičku lepu materinu, sve je izmaklo kontroli! Ja ću to sada da rešim"Suzuki, iako ga niko ne pita: „Željko Mitrović doktoru Konu, Tv Pink, Beograd, 2020.“ Sent from my Redmi Note 3 using Tapatalk 5 2 neshtry, etibor, dekirs and 4 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quadrifoglio Verde 9319 Posted April 22, 2020 Umireeeem... 2 neshtry and alfini0507 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bane1321 6005 Posted April 23, 2020 Negde u Vuhanu: - Ženo, nije ti dobro kuvan ovaj slepi miš! - Ajde ćuti tu i jedi, neće svet da propadne zbog toga! 4 1 djomla, Mijailović P., alfini0507 and 2 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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alfini0507 1653 Posted April 23, 2020 Umireeeem... :rofl:Ajd još jedan za tebe Sent from my Redmi Note 3 using Tapatalk 1 djomla reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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djomla 8386 Posted April 23, 2020 Opušteno, dokle god ne lajkujes i odma ispod okacis istu sliku, u redu je Sent from my 3310 using Tapatalk 3 2 alfini0507, notalone, Mijailović P. and 2 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Woodoo 22983 Posted May 12, 2020 Dedi je 18-godišnji unuk koji stalno sedi pred kompjuterom počeo pošteno da ide na živce pa mu priđe i reče: E, kad sam bio tvojih godina, išao sam s prijateljima u Trst, upali smo u prvi bordel, sve im pojeli, sve popili, isprobali sve kurve, konobaru popišali šank i otišli bez plaćanja! Malom se ta ideja jako dopala. Vrati se on za dve nedelje sav modar i pretučen, zamotane glave, pa ga deda upita: Kog si vraga to radio? Tja, isto kao ti, išao sam s prijateljima u Trst, upali smo u prvi bordel, sve im pojeli, sve popili, isprobali sve kurve, konobaru popišali šank i kad smo hteli da odemo bez plaćanja, došli odnekud tri gorile i ubili boga u nama! Pa dobro, s kim si to išao u Trst? - upita deda. S Kon-Tikijem - odgovori dečko - a ti? Pa s partizanima. 9 neshtry, bit, Siciliano and 6 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neshtry 14854 Posted May 13, 2020 Poslato sa POT-LX1 pomoću Tapatoka 1 Siciliano reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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