neshtry 14500 Posted November 15, 2019 Kuku Poslato sa POT-LX1 pomoću Tapatoka Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neshtry 14500 Posted November 18, 2019 Poslato sa POT-LX1 pomoću Tapatoka 2 Flex and bglion reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
francuz69 978 Posted November 18, 2019 Sta kaze Sasa Matic na rodjendanu svog deteta? Bes'te deco, tata sece tortuuu!!! 3 1 neshtry, Nikola 1.6, djomla and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dusman13 80 Posted November 18, 2019 4 djomla, alfini0507, neshtry and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woodoo 22608 Posted November 20, 2019 3 2 Mijailović P., totti, neshtry and 2 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neshtry 14500 Posted November 21, 2019 Kuku Poslato sa POT-LX1 pomoću Tapatoka 1 Mijailović P. reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woodoo 22608 Posted November 25, 2019 4 2 bglion, Flex, totti and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neshtry 14500 Posted November 25, 2019 Poslato sa POT-LX1 pomoću Tapatoka 2 1 Djuk85, Grafit and polaris reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jevta 251 Posted November 25, 2019 Šta je zajedničko gastarbajterima i polovnim automobilima iz uvoza? I jedni i drugi dolaze u Srbiju da umru. 6 Djuk85, Flex, dusman13 and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
integralac 2565 Posted November 25, 2019 Neki matorac se survao autom u jarak. Nakon pet minuta iskobelja se on iz auta, sedne i zapali cigaru. Malo kasnije iskobelja se i njegov sin i on zapali cigaru. Nakon par minuta:Ćale, zar ne bi trebali i kevu da izvučemo iz auta? - Zašto? Pa ona ne puši! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Mene je Vučić spasio život. Ležao sam u bolnici u komi. Sestra je upalila TV u sobi,Vučić je držao konferenciju za štampu. Ja ustao i ugasio televizor" 6 1 Grafit, horvat, Mijailović P. and 4 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
knezevic76 6876 Posted November 26, 2019 Kremirali homoseksualca, tri njegova drugara većaju šta će sa njegovim pepelom- Da ga prospemo u more, voleo je plavu boju?- Da ga prospemo među cveće, voleo je cveće, baš?- A da ga stavimo u pasulj, da nam još jednom pocepa bulju!? Poslato sa POT-LX1 pomoću Tapatoka 6 1 Flex, dusman13, Loon123 and 4 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woodoo 22608 Posted December 2, 2019 3 2 neshtry, darkman14, polaris and 2 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
srdjos 1580 Posted December 6, 2019 "- Gde ćeš za Novu Godinu? - Gde god hoćeš, samo ne u guzu" 2 Mijailović P. and djomla reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woodoo 22608 Posted December 6, 2019 7 neshtry, bglion, polaris and 4 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
horvat 6451 Posted December 6, 2019 Mislio sam da ce mali da kaze nesto u fazonu :"ako je ovaj najpametniji iskocioda sacuva srbiju, mozda mi bolje da ostanemo u avionu" 3 Woodoo, darkman14 and bglion reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
integralac 2565 Posted December 9, 2019 Pričam sa komšinicom, ima problema u braku. Došlo je i do tuče. Pitam je što ga ne prijavi. Kaže: više je on dobio batina 4 Flex, neshtry, alfini0507 and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djomla 8385 Posted December 10, 2019 Oženio se lik i posle jedno par dana dosli mu ortaci pod prozor i viču: Miki izđi idemo na pivo. Kaže on njima: a polako moram da pitam ženu. Uđe on u kuću nema ga jedno minut i vraća se na prozor: Idite vi, ko joj jebe mater.... Upoznaju se plastični hirurg i plavuša: -Zdravo, ja sam plastični hirurg!- -Jaoooo izgledas kao pravi!!!- 5 1 knezevic76, bglion, Siciliano and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dusman13 80 Posted December 10, 2019 🤪 6 djomla, bglion, Woodoo and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
francuz69 978 Posted December 10, 2019 (edited) Bosanski rulet - sest bureka jedan sa sirom Edited December 10, 2019 by francuz69 5 1 Axic, Woodoo, djomla and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dusman13 80 Posted December 10, 2019 🤪 7 Woodoo, bglion, neshtry and 4 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dusman13 80 Posted December 11, 2019 🤪 6 djomla, Flex, neshtry and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfini0507 1653 Posted December 11, 2019 Zamolila Devica Marija Boga da je pusti malo u grad. "Mozes, ali vrati se do 8 sati."7:55, sedi Bog u fotelji, malo, malo, pogleda na sat7:58 neko kuca na vrata"Ko je?""Ja sam, Devica Marija."Pusti on nju unutra i kaze:"E, bila si poslusna i vratila se na vreme, sutra mozes do 10."9:55 sutradan, Bog opet zaleda na sat.9:57 Neko kuca."Ko je?""Ja sam, Devica Marija."Pusti on nju unutra i kaze:"E, bila si poslusna i vratila se na vreme, sutra mozes do ponoci."11:55 sutradan, opet zagledanje na sat...12:00 nista...12:15 Bog nervozno cupka...12:30 setka po sobi, gleda kroz prozor...01:00 nista..02:19 neko kuca"Ko je?!" besno ce Bog"Ma ja sam bre, Marija..."Sent from my Redmi Note 3 using Tapatalk 7 dusman13, Flex, SalacUE and 4 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NED 10 Posted December 12, 2019 Hahaha 2 alfini0507 and neshtry reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djomla 8385 Posted December 14, 2019 Sent from my 3310 using Tapatalk 1 Siciliano reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neshtry 14500 Posted December 18, 2019 Poslato sa POT-LX1 pomoću Tapatoka 1 djomla reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites