totti 13160 Posted April 21, 2019 To mene pitaš, ili...? Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk 2 djomla and Mijailović P. reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djomla 8386 Posted April 22, 2019 Ti si jedini deda ovde Sent from my 3310 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djuk85 2984 Posted April 22, 2019 Sent from my Redmi 4X using Tapatalk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
integralac 2566 Posted May 2, 2019 2 2 knezevic76, djomla, nidza and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
integralac 2566 Posted May 5, 2019 Stariji komsija u apoteci ispred mene, trazi Viagru od 50 mg. Apotekar: Komsija nemam od 50, evo od 100 pa je polomite! Komsija ( pomalo zbunjeno ): Zenu?! Apotekar: TABLETU KOMSIJA!!!!! 5 5 gile smederevo, djomla, bit and 7 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
francuz69 995 Posted May 17, 2019 Zasto muskarci hrcu kad se okrenu na ledja? Muda padnu preko chmara pa zatvore cug. Bosanac se zaposlio kod Mike Hakinena u pit-stop crew-u. Cepa Mika trku, razvaljuje, predje 30 krugova i ulece u pit-stop. Prvo sto vidi kad je stao je Bosanac koji mu kaze: ko ti ovo radio bolan? 5 1 Siciliano, Mijailović P., vasqe and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reacher Gilt 2175 Posted May 17, 2019 Сине, куде је снајка ? Ене гу мајке, топи сланину ... Тој ли свињу закласте ? Ма јок, сунча се ... 6 djomla, Woodoo, Mijailović P. and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woodoo 22917 Posted June 5, 2019 Neki miting u gradu. Ljudi izlaze na govornicu i pričaju svoje probleme. Izlazi jedan čovek i kaže: • Imam dvoje dece i živim u jednosobnom stanu! Jel' tako treba? Narod će: • Ne trebaaaa!!! • Kako treba? - pita čovek masu. • U dvosobnooom!!! Izlazi drugi čovek i kaže: • Imam troje dece i živim u dvosobnom stanu! Jel' tako treba? • Ne trebaaaa!!! • Kako treba? • U trosobnooom!!! Izlazi Ciga i kaže: • Imam deset dece i živim u baraku! Jel' tako treba? • Ne trebaaaa!!! • Kako treba? • U baraciii!!! 2 1 djomla, vasqe and dach@ reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djomla 8386 Posted June 5, 2019 Ulazi covek u prodavnicu: -Dobar dan, daćete mi 10 ćevapa. -Ali gospodine, ovo je Pet Shop! -Dobro, dajte mi onda pet.Sent from my 3310 using Tapatalk 6 Djuk85, Nikola 1.6, Mijailović P. and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djuk85 2984 Posted June 10, 2019 . Sent from my Redmi 4X using Tapatalk 2 djomla and Mijailović P. reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woodoo 22917 Posted June 22, 2019 Ode Mujo na more i uspe mu da zavede plavokosu strankinju i odvede je u hotel. Krene sa predigrom, pa na glavni deo, i posle dva sata završi posao. Pošto je znao malo engleski, pita je: • You finish? • No - odgovara ona. Šta će Mujo, krene opet da je obrađuje, smišljajući usput nove poze. Posle tri sata, sav znojav, upita je: • You finish? • No - opet će ona. Mujo u neverici, ali ne želeći da osramoti svoje Bosance, poslednjim atomima snage krene opet u akciju. Posle četiri sata, sav iscrpljen i bez daha, prošaputa: • You… you finish? • No... I’m Swedish! 6 1 djomla, Djuk85, dach@ and 4 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
srdjos 1593 Posted June 23, 2019 Komšijska deca : - Moj tata ima Mercedes , sipa pun rezervoar i 2 dana ne mora da stane- Moj tata ima telefon , kad ga napuni tri dana mogu da igram igrice Moj sin :- Moj tata kad se iskenja 4 dana ne ulazimo u WC 6 2 Mijailović P., totti, djomla and 5 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neshtry 14790 Posted July 11, 2019 Jedan sJug:"Išla Leskovčanka kude majku u gosti, pa se vrća sas voz.Muž gu sačeka na stanicu, reknu vu „zdravo“ i uzede kuferi.Žena tužno zbori:-Poglej kako se onaj čovek pozdravlja sas ženu, grli gu i ljubi!Muž gu poglednu rebrački:-Ali, on gu, njum, ispraća na put! "Poslato sa POT-LX1 pomoću Tapatoka 2 SalacUE and dach@ reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ISV_01 4023 Posted July 12, 2019 Zivote Sent from NOMU S10 PRO using Tapatalk 2 Mijailović P. and neshtry reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grafit 1056 Posted July 12, 2019 Momak devojci: ajd, dođi do mene kući Devojka: neću... Momak: dođi... Devojka: neću... Momak: što nećeš? Devojka: je*aćeš me... Momak: ma, neću... Devojka: pa što onda da dolazim...... 8 Woodoo, SalacUE, Siciliano and 5 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woodoo 22917 Posted July 22, 2019 6 Grafit, silenci, Flex and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
integralac 2566 Posted July 30, 2019 "- Optuženi ste da ste prodavali lažni eliksir za večni život! Da li ste prethodno bili optuživani? - Jesam, 3 puta: 1601, 1890. i 1984. " 5 2 neshtry, djomla, Woodoo and 4 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woodoo 22917 Posted August 1, 2019 10 2 neshtry, Semi, darkman14 and 9 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
integralac 2566 Posted August 2, 2019 - Kako Jagodinci zovu Palmine unuke? - Kokosi. 3 djomla, Mijailović P. and neshtry reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woodoo 22917 Posted August 5, 2019 3 Djuk85, djomla and neshtry reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
francuz69 995 Posted August 5, 2019 Pita chera Cigu chaleta: tato, kako se pushi k**ac? Zini da ti kazem! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djomla 8386 Posted August 5, 2019 Pita Ciga čaleta -tato, tato, kako sam ja nastao? -pa sine, jednu noč mama i ja legli u krevet i spavali, ujutru kad smo se otkrili, eto tebe ispod čebe. Leg'o Ciga da spava, ujutru se budi, ispod čebeta bubašvaba. -aiiiiii da nisi moj sad bi te ubio. Sent from my 3310 using Tapatalk 5 1 alfini0507, Mijailović P., totti and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djomla 8386 Posted August 7, 2019 Sednu dva popa u kafanu, popiju po piće, kad je došlo vreme da se ide dalje, pitaju konobara:-Koliko smo dužni?Konobar odgovara:-Obično daju po 50 eura! Sent from my 3310 using Tapatalk 5 2 Woodoo, SalacUE, Mijailović P. and 4 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woodoo 22917 Posted August 7, 2019 4 bglion, Mijailović P., djomla and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djomla 8386 Posted August 9, 2019 Pita učiteljica Pericu da ispriča nešto kućnim ljubimcima.Perica: Ja kod kuće imam mačku koja se omacila, ima 5 mačića ... i svi podržavaju Vučića.Ponosna učiteljica, pozove direktora da sutradan učestvije času i ponovi Perici isto pitanje.Perica: Ja kod kuće imam mačku koja se omacila, ima 5 mačića ... i 3 podržavaju Vučića.Učiteljica: Kako Perice 3 kad si juče rekao da svi podržavaju AV.?Perica: Sinoć su 2 mačeta progledala.Sent from my 3310 using Tapatalk 1 bglion reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites