dekirs 4818 Posted February 13, 2019 Pita ciganka cigu: - cigo reci mi iskreno, jel sam ti lepa? - kaze ciga, oces iskreno da ti kazem? - Hocu. - *ebo sam ti sestru 5 totti, djomla, Flex and 2 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siciliano 1455 Posted February 15, 2019 Otišao Vranjanac u Beograd i sretne Mariju Šerifović i pita je:– Izvini momak, kude je ovde Knez Mihajlova?Marija se okrene i kaže mu:– Alo bre majmune, nisam ja momak!A Vranjanac će:– Ne ljuti se be, nesam znaja da si ženjen.Послато са SM-G531F уз помоћ Тапатока 4 Mijailović P., Flex, bit and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
integralac 2565 Posted February 17, 2019 U četvrtom osnovne doseli se kod nas u kraj neko vojno lice iz Niša. Upiše sina Damira kod nas u razred i on nas lagao da ima crni pojas pa je posle mesec dana bio najjači u školi! U petom naleti na nekog Božidara sa sela (koji nije znao da je ovaj najjači) 5 Mijailović P., SalacUE, djomla and 2 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
francuz69 978 Posted February 18, 2019 Sudija: Fato, kako vas je silovao Muja? Fata: Bogami, dobro. 3 3 Woodoo, djomla, bit and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
srdjos 1580 Posted February 24, 2019 -Kako Albanac klonira ovcu?- Jebe je dok ne klone! 3 1 Flex, djomla, dach@ and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
knezevic76 6885 Posted February 26, 2019 Pita ciga, sina mladoženju, kako je zadovoljan mladom?- A, pa tata, da znaš da je bila nevina.- Slušaj sine, teraj to iz kuće dok je vreme. Kad nije valjala njenima, neće vala ni nama! 5 SalacUE, djomla, Mijailović P. and 2 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Punisher 6590 Posted March 1, 2019 Inzenjerska zabava U vozu se voze mlada devojka, njena stara teta, mladi inšenjer i njegov direktor. Voz ude u tunel i u mraku se samo cuje jedan poljubac i jedan šamar. Kada su izašli iz tunela, mlada devojka razmišlja: "Direktor je poljubio moju staru tetu i ona ga je ošamarila." Stara teta razmišlja: "Mladi inšenjer je poljubio moju necaku i ona ga je ošamarila." Direktor razmišlja: "Mladi inšenjer je poljubio mladu devojku, ona je mislila da sam to ja i odvalila mi šamar." A mladi inšenjer razmišlja: "Kakav sam car. Poljubio sam svoju ruku i direktoru opalio šamarcinu." 6 Flex, djomla, SalacUE and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mihailovic 29 Posted March 5, 2019 - Koji brend bele tehnike kupuje Brnabićka? - LG - bt 2 djomla and SalacUE reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
srdjos 1580 Posted March 11, 2019 Komsiji zena slupala auto.. Pitam kako je komsinica jel povredjena? Kaze, nije jos, zakljucala se u kupatilu!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
srdjos 1580 Posted March 19, 2019 3 1 Flex, djomla, Grafit and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
knezevic76 6885 Posted March 23, 2019 Vegani se ne jebu, oni se kaleme. Poslato sa WAS-LX1 uz pomoć Tapatoka Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woodoo 22633 Posted April 1, 2019 Dolazi muz kod zene: Muz: prevario sam te Zena: i ja sam tebe Muz: ha, ha, ha, 1. April Zena: 26. Februar 7 1 horvat, djomla, Flex and 5 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woodoo 22633 Posted April 1, 2019 4 2 notalone, dach@, djomla and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djomla 8385 Posted April 2, 2019 ŠTA KAŽE PIJANI PINOKIO BOSANAC KAD POPIJE 4 PIVE? ĐE' PETO?Sent from my 3310 1 1 Flex and bglion reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
italiano 456 Posted April 2, 2019 http://vrelegume.rs/vw-colo-dolazi-u-kikindu/ Sprdacina godine! 2 knezevic76 and Mijailović P. reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
integralac 2565 Posted April 2, 2019 Zasto Marko Djuric pre seksa ima vrtoglavicu?? Pa naduvava lutku 1 Mijailović P. reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
srdjos 1580 Posted April 5, 2019 Ide zec putem besan, ljut na celi svet, kad spazi kravu na trešnji kako sedi na grani.Onako ljut je upita: "A šta ti koji moj radiš na tom drvetu ?"Krava: "Jedem višnje!"Zec: "Kako glupačo možeš da jedeš višnje kad si na trešnji?"Krava: "Ponela sam ..." 3 2 knezevic76, Mijailović P., Axic and 2 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Siciliano 1455 Posted April 10, 2019 .Послато са SM-G531F уз помоћ Тапатока 4 4 Axic, djomla, Woodoo and 5 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djuk85 2981 Posted April 13, 2019 Ide zec putem besan, ljut na ceo svet, kad spazi kravu na trešnji kako sedi na grani.Onako ljut je upita: "A šta ti koji moj radiš na tom drvetu ?"Krava: "Jedem višnje!"Zec: "Kako glupačo možeš da jedeš višnje kad si na trešnji?"Krava: "Ponela sam ..."Sent from my Redmi 4X using Tapatalk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Woodoo 22633 Posted April 13, 2019 Dva upisa iznad 1 Djuk85 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djuk85 2981 Posted April 13, 2019 ^^ Sent from my Redmi 4X using Tapatalk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
knezevic76 6885 Posted April 16, 2019 otišo neki naš u Ameriku pa na pijaci kucko u lubenice, a onaj prodavač ga gleda, gleda, pa ozbiljno upita: Who's in there, bro?Poslato sa WAS-LX1 uz pomoć Tapatoka 4 2 nidza, srdjos, notalone and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djomla 8385 Posted April 17, 2019 -Mala, jel imaš pivo?-Imam.-Jel ti ladno?-Jeste.-Obuci jaknu i daj duplu stomakliju.Sent from my 3310 1 nidza reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Djuk85 2981 Posted April 17, 2019 Ulazi Mujo u kafić i kad je stigao do šanka, ugleda posudu punu novčanica od 100 EURA. Zacakle mu se oči pa upita konobara:“Je li, šta je ovo?”Konobar mu odmah odgovori:“Stavite unutra 100 EURA, pa ako ispunite 3 zadatka, sve je vaše!”Mujo upita:“Dobro, a šta treba da uradim?”Konobar ga pogleda, odmeri od glave do pete, pa reče:“Prvo treba eksirati litru rakije, bez ikakve grimase na licu. Zatim otići u dvorište i besnom pitbulu izvaditi bolestan zub, a na kraju otići na sprat i voditi ljubav s gospođom od 73 godine.”Mujo odvažno izvadi 100 EURA i stavi ih u posudu. Konobar mu pruži flašu rakije i Mujo nagne. Skoro su mu oči zasuzile, ali iskapi celu flašu bez ikakve grimase. Tresne praznu flašu na šank i krene u dvorište, ljuljajući se levo – desno.Kad je zatvorio vrata za sobom, začuje se glasan lavež, pa režanje i na kraju cvilenje.Nakon 15-ak minuta Mujo otvori vrata, nasloni se na štok i ljuljajući se upita:“Dobro, gde je ta baba s bolesnim zubom?”Sent from my Redmi 4X using Tapatalk 7 1 bglion, silenci, Mijailović P. and 5 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
djomla 8385 Posted April 21, 2019 - Deda, kada bi mogao da biraš, šta bi odabrao, Parkinsa ili Alchajmera?- Parkinsa, naravno. Bolje da prospem malo rakije, nego da ne znam gde mi je rakija..Sent from my 3310 8 Rile_bg, horvat, SalacUE and 5 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites